It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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