I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
When did angry sex become our thing?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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