Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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