My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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