sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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