I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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