I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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