You're completely useless in the revolution.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
