I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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