So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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