return my video game
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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