forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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