i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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