I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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