Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
