Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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