We named our party play list daddy issues
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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