Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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