And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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