Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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