So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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