friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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