Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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