Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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