Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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