Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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