Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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