I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
