DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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