i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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