That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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