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• (478): View more from Georgia

  This is not my ceiling

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife

  (404): View more from Georgia

  i mean you met him at the daytona 500

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.

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  You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.

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• (213): View more from California

  Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??

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• (408): View more from California

  He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon

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• (206): View more from Washington

  too bad burritos don't cuddle back

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?

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