he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Acid is not a monday night drug
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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