Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that