we made out on top of his cat.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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