Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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