Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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