At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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