dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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