I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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