His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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