idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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