there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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