The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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