i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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