Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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