i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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