Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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