Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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