and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
organizing the empties. That sober.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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