my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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