who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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