i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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