How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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