she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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