I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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