you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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