:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
