I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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