Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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