I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i dont even know how to be here
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm sobbing to NWA
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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