Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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