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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
