Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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